What Not to Wear

My roommate and I went to the pool today. The pool is one of the best places to find the worst in fashion. This got us talking about the all time worst fashion no-nos we have witnessed. The winners are:

• mini-hats on headbands - if you want to wear a hat, just wear a stinkin' hat!
• feather boas
• half-pony-pigtails - even if you are under the age of 5
• connecting your half-pony-pigtails into one ponytail with a feather boa
• glasses that are too big - this may not seem like a big deal to you, but 3 1/2 years of selling glasses has resulted in annoyance by this. if you need assitance with this one, I'm more than happy to help.
• socks with sandals - obviously
• white t-shirts at the pool - what's the point? really?
• unbuttoned dress shirts - come on guys. no one wants to see your hairy chest.
• braided facial hair
• light-up shoes - after the age of 10
• Converse platform knee-high boots

The list could go on...
What are your fashion pet peeves?